Italian Boy’s Confession

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”.

  The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”

  “Yes, Father, it is.”

  “And who was the girl you were with?”

  “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation”

  Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
  as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”

   “I cannot say.”

  “Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”

  “I’ll never tell.”

  “Was it Nina Capelli?”

  “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”

  “Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”

  “Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?”

  “Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”

  The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, Joey
  Pagano, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You
  cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
  yourself.”

  Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
  whispers, “What’d you get?”

  “4 months vacation and five good leads.”

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